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photonsandfrisbees:

Sorry America

You might have put the first man on the moon

But Sokka was the first man “on” the moon youknowwhatI’msayin

You need to read more, and then maybe you’ll be okay; but that’s just science being DUMB.
The Vincent Black Shadow

collegehumor:

The Second Presidential Debate Gets Songified

America finally gets to see Candy Crowley’s keytar skills in action.

spiritualfighter:

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.

2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”

3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial,…

Damn straight.

Damn straight.

collegehumor:

Conserving Energy, Sexually Speaking
If that happened to me, I’d probably just fuse.

collegehumor:

Conserving Energy, Sexually Speaking

If that happened to me, I’d probably just fuse.

theonion:

More.

We’re all independent in ‘murica

theonion:

More.

We’re all independent in ‘murica

The dawn of an era. A brief and tragically foegettable era.

The dawn of an era. A brief and tragically foegettable era.